By Justin Racz
Tired of observing your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com if you end up now not domestic? whilst he's taking you again to his position, does his mom resolution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious choice of those painfully primary boyfriends, males we have now all had the misfortune to satisfy. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is captivating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the condo. Rounding out the record are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. isn't really revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the proper Valentine's Day reward. listed here are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you are going to toast to being unmarried.
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One-Position Peter 10. Friendly Neighborhood Pot Dealer 11. Home Video Maker 12. Wiener Mobile Driver 13. Grew Up Gotti 14. In the Closet 15. Grandmaster 16. Mr. Anger Management 17. White Boyee 18. Doesn't Like You Like You 19. Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It 20. Man with Cats 21. Tortured Artist 22. Roommate Turned Boyfriend 23. Backhanded Complimenter 24. Fixer-Upper 25. OCD 26. Vegan 27. Personal Trainer 28. Jewish Momma's Boy 29. Surprise Sadist 30. Comedian 31. 50KCar, 30KJob 32. Jesus Beard 33.
You're pretty much dating his small intestine. " If he invites you back to his place, he'd better have an air purifier. 51. com Home Video Maker: Hunter Shawn Grew Up Gotti: Zack Hirsch In the Closet: Jon Daniel Grandmaster: Ian Riddoch Mr. Anger Management: Joao Paglione White Boyee: Justin Jaffe, Per B. com / Gil Nunes Jewish Momma's Boy: Mark Mark and Mrs. Schmulen Surprise Sadist: Anonymous Comedian: John Watson Jesus Beard Guy: Courtesy of Flickr Your Boss: Rick Doerr Not Over His Ex: Lara Tal, bad boyfriend DJ: Kev Sands Mr.
He doesn't have to take you out to get you back to his place. It's his name on the lease, so he always has hand. You'll never get a booty call. Just a booty knock. When you need some space from him, there's nowhere to go. Even Chandler and Monica had a hallway between them. 23. " "You can take the bread away. " "Oh, do you keep your hair up mostly? " Likes to buy you gifts. Like spa certificates and expensive acne-fighting facial products. Years of therapy once you break up with him. 24. Fixer-Upper He's perfect.
50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz